Even at first glance, the rusted doors that open up into the dreaded meat department sends a sense of foreboding down the spines of any who dare look in it's general direction.
The effigy of all that sins. Damned there are those who've displeased the store's benefactors or have somehow stumbled upon sensitive information that they do not wish to have leaked to the public.
Those who become damned to spend their days within the meat department are cursed to become 'meatsacks'. Hollowed bestial creatures that are more meat than man.
The transformation process that afflicts the employees working in the meat department is known as 'The Meatening'. In which the victim's flesh melts off of their body and is replaced by refuse meat by products, usually to such a degree that they will double, even triple in size. Becoming monstrous behemoths with little left that would identify that it was once human.
They say the store's most darkest secrets are hidden away deep within the bowels of the meat department. And many who have wandered in there who doesn't work in that department are never seen again.
And so four brave (Or utterly stupid) employees set forth into this desolate land. Tourniquet, Ear Ache, Cutter and Jimmy. Together they will venture farther than any employee has gone before. and recover the secret to the most darkest secret this store has to offer!
And so we join our heroes as Tourniquet asks one very vital question.
"And WHY are we bringing Jimmy along with us again?" He asks with an annoyed look pasted upon his face. Cutter laughs, "Plot development of course!"
And with that suddenly a giant meaty arm bursts out from the depths of the mountainous pile of pig feet they were currently scaling, wrapping it's razored claws around poor Jimmy''s throat.
Jimmy simply squeaks in terror before being dragged towards the horrific death that obviously awaited him.
Silence....
Lastly Tourniquet speaks up, "Okay. Can we leave now? I need to go change the next six weeks of pants..."
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